What is $SOLIDNB?
- 🍼 Day-1 Gains: benched the stroller at birth.
- 💎 Diamond Pacifier: never drops, only drips.
- 💪 Protein-Powered: milk, memes, mayhem.
- 🧻 Rug-Proof Diaper™: absorbs all FUD.
Tokenomics (totally serious)
Supply: 1,000,000,000 • Tax: 0% • Chain: Solana
Roadmap (written during nap)
- Phase 1 — Cry → Pump → Viral.
- Phase 2 — Listings (probably imaginary).
- Phase 3 — Gold pacifier partnerships.
- Phase 4 — Baby becomes CEO (can’t be worse).
How to Buy
- Install a Solana wallet (Phantom, etc.).
- Get some SOL.
- Open the chart, choose a DEX, paste the contract.
- Swap. If it pumps, you “called it”. If not, feature not a bug.